Leather Shoes and Leggings

El Capitan Theatre

Question: Is it okay for men to wear leggings and pair it with their leather shoes? Our answer: It is okay only if you are British comic/celebrity weirdo Russell Brand.

Since you are not him, don’t do it. Just. Don’t. Do. It. Yeah, we sound like the anti-Nike but do you really want to crush your balls with them silly leggings? You should give your balls air to breath; that way, you won’t be lowering your sperm count too.

Leather Shoes and Leggings was last modified: November 28th, 2009 by boo